Do you laugh at other peoples misfortunes?

A lord came home from a week away, he was met at the railway station by his chauffeur.

'What news from the manor,' asks the lord.

'Well your little dog is dead sir,'came the reply

'That's terrible, but how did he die, he seemed healthy enough last week?' asks the lord

'The mare kicked him sir.'

'But they were such friends, why should the mare kick my terrier?' the lord asks

'It was when the stable caught fire my lord' the chauffeur replied

'Good Lord how did the stable catch fire?' asks his lordship

'I'm afraid it was a spark from the manor'

'The manor and the stable burnt down! But how?'

'It was a candle on her ladyship's coffin which started it all.'

'Oh no dog, horse, stable, house and wife all gone. Is there no good news?'

'Yes sir, all the heat from the fires has fetched your daffodils out early'





First told by the late, great Blaster Bates

Do you laugh at other peoples misfortunes?
In real life, never.

For joking, though, precious little is sacred.
Reply:... mmmmm... bad punchline.... I expected motre....
Reply:eeeeh wouldve been good but need to come up with a better punchline

good idea though :)
Reply:This wasn't very funny.

You tried atleast.
Reply:its the way he told them.........knicker brook %26amp; a shower of sh*t over Shropshire are good listening
Reply:umm... it was okay
Reply:Terrible joke, just terrible.
Reply:hmmm... was hoping for a better punchline.,...
Reply:jevus
Reply:Okish,,,,
Reply:DOH,sad punchline,Was looking forward to the end too.Never mind you tried,