Men!!............................

We've replanted our front garden so are watering it in this hot weather. I've also got a pot of daffodils by the door. My fiance was watering the garden and I asked him to do the daffs too as I'ld noticed they were dry. 'I am ' he said, I came out, 'are you sure, it's very dry', 'yes,' he says, 'look' as he merrily pours water over the yellow tulips!!

Men!!............................
WOMEN!!!!!

we are men! flowers to us are something we buy u cos we know u like them.whether it be cos we're in trouble or because we just love u!

asking us to water them is painful for us cos we dont care!

asking us to know the difference between them is just plain stupid!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Honey, men don't know flowers. You have to say the yellow ones over there and point.
Reply:..hmmmm...suspicious...
Reply:Eh, and, what.
Reply:*takes mental note*

ignore the tulips.. and pee on daffodils..

ok.. got it ..

thanks :)
Reply:at least he knew they were yellow
Reply:funny i have one just like him
Reply:I often trim my wifes bush. it grows so quick tho
Reply:eh.
Reply:LOL..sounds familiar! My bloke refers to every single plant as a "cabbage"...
Reply:Ha Ha sounds about right, sometime they just have not got a clue.
Reply:Blooming good story. I once sold a sheet of sandpaper to an Irishman, he thought it was a map of the desert!
Reply:oh bless him, the other day i asked my partner to do the washing while i went to the shops when i came home he proudly told me that the washer had just finished,i went to take the washing out the washer and it was empty he didnt put the clothes in at least he tried soft lad !!! have a star arent men daft!!!