Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

Despite having put cameras into all the bluebells, primroses and daffodils around the UK, and stationed a man in an unmarked van outside your house with a hard on, we don't think New Labour have done enough to protect you from being unobserved. nBOBp will introduce bottom recognition technology. Readers located every 2 metres along the pavement will scan your nether orifice (or as the lady with a keen nose said in the fish shop, "Ah soles!"). This will require pedestrians to cartwheel down the road in a state of undress below the waist. We regret any inconvenience this may cause, but feel assured that you will accept any degree of personal intrusion if you're made afraid enough. So here goes : BOO!

Thank you. Vote for nBOBp on 1st May.

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?
Did you know not only are we one of the smallest Countries in the World be we have the most CCTV then any other Country!!
Reply:"Ah Soles" on ice. (oops wrong election)



"Ah Soles" on the wrong side of the road, or where they are supposed to be. Don't look elsewhere. Thank God they don't vote.
Reply:They have a tighter noose around your neck and a bigger tax burden than Henry the Eighth ever did. Good luck with your heads. Somewhere the EU has a pike waiting for your melon.
Reply:Big Brother lives.........
Reply:Yes!Every time I walk up the High Street!
Reply:well perhaps Boris will get rid of the invasive cameras, we shall see