Sensible policies for a better Britain? Would you vote for Harold Saxon?

Here are Mr Saxon's main policy commitments.

Law and order: -

1. 1973 policing methods to be re-introduced.

2. Greater use of Plasmatons for crowd control.

3. All convicted criminals to have personality adjustment by use of "Keller Machine".



Health: -

1. Numismaton gas treatment for anorexics.

2. Childhood obesity to be tackled using "tissue compression eliminator".



Education: All citizens must learn to follow Mr Saxon's orders without question.



Immigration: Fast Track immigration for Cheetah People.



Broadcasting: Reintroduction of Test Card and BBC globe.



Agriculture: Axonite to be used in farming and food production.



Science: -

1. Greater government finance for Transmission of Matter Through Interstitial Time (TOMTIT).

2. Communication with other worlds to be achieved by means of the "Pharos Project".



New Government post of "Adjudicator" to solve industrial disputes. Appointee to be trained in hypnotism. Goatee beard compulsory.



Free plastic daffodil for all voters.

Sensible policies for a better Britain? Would you vote for Harold Saxon?
Sure. I'd vote for The Master. As long The Doctor can be his right hand man. He can't do a worse job than Tony Blair has done anyway



Additional: I don't think that some people are getting this is in ref to Doctor Who.



More Additional: I've printed off 100 copies of the poster and put them up around the street where I live and put them through people's letterboxes as well. The "Sound of Drums" are making me do it...



And at least he's considering hayfever sufferers like myself by offering plastic flowers instead of real ones. Go Mr Saxon!
Reply:I knew it was about Dr Who, but just couldn't resist. Sorry. Good answer from Liane. Report It
Reply:I will gladly serve my master, Mr Saxon, when he sweeps to crushing victory. There are bound to be some humans who need taming... Report It
Reply:Falco, with an avatar like that, I believe you could be serious. Report It
Reply:I knew it was doctor who really. Report It
Reply:Methinks you have too much time on your hands.



Quite funny though.



Tomtit indeed.
Reply:Unfortunatley we already have chosen our country's current prime minister, Gordon Brown. But next year feel free to campaign for this Mr saxon. I myself have never heard of him before. Sorry.
Reply:Come on mate! These are just pledges lifted from the last Tory election manifesto!



Apart from the plastic daffodils, obviously...
Reply:Im in!!!
Reply:I heard he funded that dangerous LazLabs age reversal project which I find a little worrying. Of course I am no conspiracy theorist and I certainly don't believe those lies the tabloids keep spounting about a "giant human-scorpion hybrid" but I am sure that Saxon may be involved with some bad science.

My vote will be used to re-elect Jones. In my opinion she is the architect of Britain's Golden Age.
Reply:Climate Change - All planes to be transported to the prehistoric era.



Racial issues: Giant lizards, both land-based and aquatic, to be granted equality with hunmankind.



Entertainment: Simon Cowell to be contained within an infinite recursion matrix for the rest of time.



Vote Saxon!
Reply:I'll reserve judgement till i've seen the episode, personally i'd rather have the doctor running the country. Mind you a dalek might be quite good, he'd sort Bush out for a start!!!
Reply:that actually makes sense that he was running for office - never really saw it till now. why else would they have asked that lasses mum, whats her face lol if she had voted... - God I can be sooooooooo slow at times hehee

But in answer to your question - No lol
Reply:I hate plastic flowers!