Does urinating on your tulips and daffodils make them grow better?

Was told so by a bloke.

serious question -

Does urinating on your tulips and daffodils make them grow better?
Absolutely, urine contains significant amounts of urea which hydrolyzes to ammonia and carbon dioxide. It has been long known that urine is an excellent , if limited, fertilizer. It is limited because it only provides nitrogen to the plants which results in green lush growth with little potash and phosphate for flowers or fruit, so it is really good for your lawn. It's best to dilute it 50/50 with water to avoid it burning plants by direct contact. What a waste that we flush it all away when it could help so much in the garden.
Reply:No. I think it just makes you feel better.
Reply:The acid in the urine gets into the soil and kills the roots!
Reply:course they do my son
Reply:i dont think so
Reply:Dunno but it keeps the rabbits of them
Reply:oh my god!!! is that why they are yellow?
Reply:Yes, they need uric acid etc.
Reply:The bloke is a joke it'll make the flowers choke.
Reply:god blessed us Wit pee. use your gift my child, especially on the bless'ed plant .

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