Jokes !!!!?

From: Morecambe and Wise



I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.



What do you call a deer with no eyes ?



I have no I-Deer



A little girl walks up to her mom and says mom why did u name me rose?

Her mom replies because when u were a baby a rose petal fell on ur head.

Another daughter walks up and says mom why did u name me daffodil?

Her mom replies and says when u were a baby a daffodil petal fell on ur head.

Another daughter walks up and says da da.

Her mom replies its ok cinderblock.

Jokes !!!!?
i went to the doctors complaining i had strawberrys growing out of my bum, he said i should put some cream on them!
Reply:why are you telling jokes for this is about questions only get rid!?!
Reply:thats brill
Reply:Why do ducks have flat feet?

For stamping out forest fires.



Why do Bears have black feet?

From stamping out flaming ducks.
Reply:oh! LOL thanks for the laugh.
Reply:Ok. Thanks.
Reply:tell more please!