A question on ettiquette?

When your in-laws find you with a daffodil in your bottom and your body covered in cottage cheese, what is the most polite way of dealing with the situation? Should I simply greet them normally as though nothing is untoward, or attempt to rectify my position before attempting to greet them?

A question on ettiquette?
Just casually say: 'hi, see you on Sunday for Sunday dinner, by the way, would you like me to bring some cottage cheese'?
Reply:I hate it when that happens
Reply:just say hiya and if they stare just say now be on your way
Reply:And this has what to do with etiquette? a) Why would you leave the door unlocked for them to walk in if you got a daffodil shoved up your *** and b) Cottage cheese - what is wrong with you? It goes with most things but pubic or body hair - nasty!
Reply:Ask them to fetch the tin of unsavoury biscuits and tell them it's an idea you got from 'ready steady cook'. Pass the daffodil off as decoration and make an appointment with your GP who may refer you to another professional..... preferably a bottomist.
Reply:Greet them as normal after all you are married.
Reply:Just don't offer them a snack
Reply:Ask them if they have brought the Ryvita!



Thank you WG, I burst out laughing at your answer...
Reply:say Oh I thought Claude was coming in then as he's fascinated by surreal art
Reply:sing a really good song and charge them money to listen.
Reply:Leave the daffodil but use a moist towell to remove the cottage cheese.
Reply:Yes but do you say please and thankyou, that is all that matters
Reply:Offer to make them a sandwich (cottage cheese of course)



At least you didn't use a rose, ouch those thorns!
Reply:I should not worry - they would understand as they are so kind to visit you at the mental hospital!
Reply:Politely ask them to sniff your daffodil
Reply:hahahahhahahahaha

is this serious?

make a joke out of it.
Reply:Your an MP aren't you?
Reply:well after reading some of the comments above i dont think will ever be able to eat cottage cheese again,..... ever
Reply:cottage cheese? you disguist me