Who Can Make A Short ???

story from the list of words below,most imaginative gets the 10 make me llaugh go on have fun..................



Gizmo

Dictionary

Stop

Doormat

Daffodil

Sunset

Coffe perculator

Super Glue

Children

Great Aunt Maude

Toilet Duck



can you do it..............lol

Who Can Make A Short ???
Last week, my husband's Great Aunt Maude came to visit from out of town. The children were very excited, because Aunt Maude always brought them gifts, including a dancing turtle figurine, a toilet duck with hand-made angel wings superglued to its back, and a pig-latin dictionary. She always used to bring her one-eyed cat Gizmo along as well.



Usually Aunt Maude has a great time coming to visit, but this time she wasn't so lucky.

As soon as she walked into the door, she slipped on the doormat and was flung head-first into the side-table drawer. This caused a vase of daffodils to come crashing down on her head.



As I hoisted her plump little body off of the floor, I told Maude that she could go lie down in our bed for a while, and she gladly accepted the offer. So she stumbled off to the bedroom and closed the door.



After about five hours of endless sleeping, my husband and I were beggining to worry about his dear great aunt.

"Maude?" I said, as I knocked softly on the door. She didn't seem to hear me, so I knocked again. Still no answer.



I finally decided to let myself in, and to my horror, Maude was sprawled across the bed, fully clothed, with her eyes open.



Great Aunt Maude had stopped breathing.





We began to call our relatives as soon as the ambulance had come to take Maude away. And of course, our young children wanted to know what was going on. My husband and I didn't know what to tell them, so we decided to bring all three of them over to my mother's house. We let them take Gizmo the cat along.



About a week later, we all attended Great Aunt Maude's funeral, which my husband and I had to make the arrangements for. Her funeral was a lavish one, including massive bouquets of roses and daffodils, and a fancy coffin was called "The Sunset Spell." I think about 250 people attended in all. People were all crying on each others shoulders, mouring the loss of their old friend. But there was something they didn't know.



Most people had simply assumed that Great Aunt Maude had passed away from old age, (after all, she was 85 at the time of her death.) No one knew about the doormat incident, so that was deffinately out of the question.



But according to the coroner, Maude had died from suffoction.



A coffee percolator had been found in her larynx.





~THE END~
Reply:My Great Aunt Maude is a wierd *****. SHe used to date Gizmo but then left him to date the dictionary. I mean JESUS! And yesterday she tried to shag the doormat. The wierdest thing was when she went out wearing a huge daffodil for a skirt and a coffee perculator for a hat. When the children of the neighbourhood saw her the took the stop sign and tried to glue it on her with super glue just for the fun of it. But then she strted screaming: "TOILET DUCK! TOILET DUCK!" and the whole town left and went to Greece for sightseeing.
Reply:i was in my sisters bedroom. i found this pink long vibrating gadget. i wasnt sure what it was so i looked in the dictionary. i found nothing so i stopped. it reminded me of a toilet duck and was sticky like superglue. i went to go see great aunt maude to see if she knew what it was. i waited on her doormatt for her to open the door. i showed her what i had found and she said children shouldnt play with these there for a womens daffodil. she said she used to use a coffee perculator i but couldnt understand what she ment i soon left her house and headed into the sunset.
Reply:She sat at the table with the children and told them great aunt Maude was coming to stay for the weekend, oh mom your such a doormat they all chorused at once, she'll bring that stupid gizmo of hers that she ties a daffodil to, she'll mess about with the coffee peculator from morning until sunset, she'll whinge about the smell of toilet duck in the loo, she will never stop talking and sounding like a dictionary on overdrive and the only way you will shut her up is by sticking her mouth up with super glue
Reply:one day while GIZMO was reading the DICTIONARY while sat on the DOORMAT his wife DAFFODIL said STOP that you idiot. My GREAT AUNT MAUDE is coming to visit at SUNSET and the CHILDREN have put SUPER GLUE on the COFFEE PERCULATOR and now it won't work. relax said Giz, she can drink TOILET DUCK instead.

The End
Reply:I am answering this question bc your avatar is darling...





One day some children super glued a dictionary to the doomat, their parents said stop but they didnt care, their dog gizmo was hanging around to watch the sunset. Anna the little girl went to take a bath with her toilet duck and her daffodil....+

A year later she said great aunt maude what is a coffee oerculator....
Reply:give me some time, and I'll try it.
Reply:Gizmo the toilet duck was bored so called in to his mate daffodil the doormat, daffy must have been bored too he had his head in the dictionary...oblivious that his children used super glue to stick great aunt Maude to the coffee perculator Gizmo shouted STOP...freed Great aunt maude and off they rode into the sunset....
Reply:the gizmo and the dictionary stop infrount of the doormat where the daffodil was standing the sunset in the sky as the super glue got stuck in there eyes the coffe perculator helped to.

children played as the toilet duck quaked to great aunt maude



~The end~
Reply:it was sunset and i was going over to see my great aunt maude and bring her a new coffee perculator ,on the way i picked a daffodil,when i got to the door i had to stop to admire the new doormat.while we were talking she brought out this gizmo a friend had given while we were looking up what it was in the dictionary,my children had gotten into the super glue and super glued there hands to a toilet duck.needless to say it was a very interesting night.
Reply:Is there a word in the dictionary for someone who doesn't know the difference between a coffee percolator and a toilet duck? If so, you could apply it to my Great Aunt Maude. Now that she's in the sunset of her years, no gizmo in the house is safe from her "creativity".We had to stop her using superglue as a denture fixative, a daffodil as a telephone receiver and even managed to save the children's puppy from being nailed down as a doormat.
Reply:Gizmo

Dictionary

Stop

Doormat

Daffodil

Sunset

Coffe perculator

Super Glue

Children

Great Aunt Maude

Toilet Duck ...



All became friends and lived happily ever after.

The End.
Reply:while looking through the dictionary, gizmo wanted to know the meaning of perculator as he never knew what people were talking about when they said 'coffee perculator'. all of a sudden great aunt maude walked in, wiped her feet on the doormat and said "STOP what you are doing and look at that beautiful sunset out the window". she went up stairs to use the toilet and realised that the minging children put super glue on the seat, while cleaning the toilet seat she also put toilet duck down to clean the whole thing...she loved this particular toilet duck as it smelt like her favorite flower, yes you guessed it....the daffodil!!





that was fun...hope u like the story!