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This is a real life exam of a Grade 5 (Std. 3) pupil.



Primary School Exam 1 of the second term



Write an essay on the following question: "What is a crocodile?" Use

block letters and write legibly.



Name: GERHARD JANSE VAN VUUREN



Date: Monday 22/05/2003







Answer:

The crokodil is a specially built so long because the flatter the better

swimmer. At the front of the crokodil is the head. The head exists almost

only of teeth. Behind the crokodil the tail grows. Between the head and the

tail is the crokodil. A crokodil without a tail is called a rotwieler. A

crokodil's body is covered with handbag material. He can throw his tail off

if he gets a fright but it doesn't happen much because a crokodil is scared

of nothing. A crokodil stays under the water because if you were so ugly,

you would also stay under the water. It is good that a crokodil stays under

the water, because a person gets such a big fright if a crokodil catches you

that he first has to rinse you off before he can eat you. A crokodil isn't

hardly as dangerous as people say he is, except if he catches you. The

longer he bites you, the more it hurts. Very old crokodils suck their people

and buck that they catch dead. If you eat him, he is a crokosatie. A

crokodil did not learn to swim with his arms so he uses his tail. The little

brother of the crokodil is a lizard. The slow sister of the crokodil is a

chameleon. The gay brother of the crokodil is a daffodil. And the crokodil

also has a dead brother the frikkidel.

Smile for the day?
in the uk , this is better than phd level.



hang on,



Is this George Bush's next campaign speech?
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