Dont panick....i'm in the hospital........?

i've poisoned myself, i ate what i thought was an onion, but it was a daffodil bulb.....the doctor said i would be out for the spring x

Dont panick....i'm in the hospital........?
Oh people lighten up! Why are folks so against a bit of fun, no wonder the worlds in such a state. Its an oldie but a goodie:-)
Reply:ohhh bloody awful lol lol lol
Reply:Obviously, it killed your brain.
Reply:oh my god hope you are doing ok i wish you all the best get well soon xxxx joking by the way idiot you would have known by the taste of it
Reply:Nice 1
Reply:i didn't realize daffodil bulbs were poisonous. wow! considering that's how a lot of the dutch survived during the wars by eating tulip bulbs. best wishes on a speedy recovery!
Reply:HAhahahahahah...... fantastic! lol
Reply:AND?????................
Reply:That`s good, as long as you`re in with the same bunch.....
Reply:Don't worry I won't panick!
Reply:ur silly ho
Reply:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nice one flower.
Reply:funny lol
Reply:YES YOU WILL GROW OUT OF IT BY THEN.
Reply:You do seem a bit yellow. lets hope you don't wilt to soon.
Reply:thtas an old one
Reply:Lol goood one! Can I pick you please, my mum likes dafodils!
Reply:hope you get better soon and stay away from dafodil bulds..lol..x
Reply:This sort of silliness wastes it for the worried chaps out there who really have a problem. Does that give you some sort of peverted satisfaction?
Reply:And the question is?.....



Wow, how could you do something like that? Didn't you know you messed up after the first bite? Didn't it not sting your eyes while cutting it? I am amazed.
Reply:Heh...cool.



I like unexpected jokes...
Reply:get well soon

dont die on us now
Reply:Well that's a relief. You will soon be blooming.lol x
Reply:ha ha, heard similar version before but still like it.
Reply:You are a breath of fresh air, thanks you made me laugh. any more?
Reply:is that really a question?

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