☼ Hello writers....Can you pen a little story that includes these SPRINGTIME words in THIS order??

Nope...not homework, my friends...I'm waaaay past that stage.



ALLERGIES

GROGGY

YARDWORK

DAFFODILS

LOWER GAS BILLS

FAREWELL TO WINTER.......YAY!

? Hello writers....Can you pen a little story that includes these SPRINGTIME words in THIS order??
I seriously think I'm allergic to phone salespeople. One of my only allergies in fact, along with dogs. They just make me feel really groggy. I mean, last week, I was outside doing some yardwork and actually enjoying it. Then the phone rang, so I went inside.

"''ello, flower. It's Mr. Winter from YouPower" said the voice on the other end. Who? And 'flower'? What the hell? I'm not a bloody daffodil! After 5 minutes of drivel, he finally got to the point. By this time, I was really bored and thought I was going to pass out from tedium. "You really can save money if you join us. For example, lower gas bills..." Useless - all my power's electricity!



At which point I put the phone down. Farewell to Winter, I thought ...Yay, I can get back on with my yardwork. So I stepped back out through the back door into the bright sunshine and carried on.
Reply:Here I am at work with my ALLERGIES just eating me up. I am GROGGY, which has nothing to do with my allergies as I am always groggy at work. It might have something to do with the large amounts of alcoholic beverages I consumed while doing some YARDWORK late yesterday. I may have had a bit too much of the alcohol because it appears I dug up my wife's DAFFODILS and, when she complained, I explained that I planned to burn them in the fireplace next winter to ensure LOWER GAS BILLS. She was not amused.



Anyway, it is is still nice to say FAREWELL TO WINTER....YAY!. Now I have to get back to work. Anybody got an aspirin?
Reply:One day I had so many allergies, I had to go to the doctor. Unfortunately he was very groggy so I had to go back home. I had so much yardwork to do that I had to just sit down for a while a smell the lovely daffodils. I thought about my lucky neighbor who had lower gas bills than me because they are a smaller family. As I was sitting there, thinking, I was just grateful that it is springtime. Farewell to winter........ Yay!
Reply:I t was a beautiful spring morning, as i busily worked in my flower beds. my ALLERGIES were atrousious this morning, I had taken an antihistamine earlier and was now so GROGGY I could barely do my YARDWORK ! The DAFFODILS were in full bloom as were the azaleas. Thank God I had something to keep me busy since I was spending so much more time at home to help with the budget and LOWER GAS BILLS!

The flowers blooming and the birds singing lifted my spirits and it was such a invigorating feeling to say FAREWELL TO WINTER.....YAY!
Reply:Each time Mr. Politician has allergies, he would visit the doctor who will give him some medicine that will make him feels groggy. Since Mr. Politician has to go on an election campaign the next day, he decides to build up his body's defence system by doing some yardwork. Without realizing it, he smelled the smell of daffodils. Instead of feeling better, he feels worse and has to lie down to rest which means he does not have to cook and thus, he has lower gas bills which he would use as one of his election campaign points. Putting his head on the pillow, he feels happy because he could say farewell to winter...yay ! but that springtime has its' share of problems.