If you had to choose, which would you rather be?

A 10th century chicken farmer with body dysmorphic disorder,

A piglet with rickets,

An early Patagonian tax analyst with an oboe for an arm,

A wealthy but diabetic hedgehog with disproportionately large feet,

A sigmoidologist's itching finger,

A daffodil dangling out of a Badgy Fiddler's mousehole.

If you had to choose, which would you rather be?
tax analyst. Coz at least I could entertain myself with my oboe!!!
Reply:Since we don't have to choose- It's rather a stupid question. Next?
Reply:Wow...wut choices...I think I`ll go with the 10th century chicken farmer.
Reply:Hard to choose!!! They all sound soooo good!!!!



I guess a piglet with rickets???!!!!
Reply:a tin of pears
Reply:An early Patagonian tax analyst with an oboe for an arm. Maybe.
Reply:hmmm hard choice..

I gonna go with number 7 !