Have you heard these?

man laying in hospital bed with 60%burns the doctor says to nurse''give him 2 viagra pills''the nurse says''will that help him?''the dr says''yes it will keep the sheets off his legs''



i am in hospital at the moment i ate a daffodil bulb thinking it was a pickled onion the dr says i should be out by the spring

Have you heard these?
good ones. lol
Reply:lol very good 10/10
Reply:very good x
Reply:lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:LOL

9/10

Keep smilin'.
Reply:funny. And I get 2 points for saying this
Reply:Stupid doctor... he could have asked the nurse to unbutton her blouse... waste of precious pills!!
Reply:ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Reply:good ones.
Reply:HaHa!!!! Very good !!!
Reply:very good
Reply:LOL. LOL.



Thanks for the laughs!
Reply:hehehe, good ones

cheers
Reply:LMAO... cant wait to see you bloom... hahaha



good ones... thanx for the laugh
Reply:Short and cute.. way to go!!! 10/10 and a star
Reply:I have heard them now thank you
Reply:11/10 brilliant joke! id like to her more of your jokes
Reply:giggles....
Reply:Wish I hadn't.
Reply:good one plus eating flowers or anything eating chicken bones can make you die
Reply:Well done.
Reply:heard em both before but still good.

a doth of the cap for you sir.