What is that bright yellow orb in the sky?

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The sun popped up

the daffodils and looped the loopy Lupines.



So I went to the grocery,

redeemed all of my coupons.



I got myself some sweet sauces,

and crackers to put goop on.



A baguette bread — two feet long,

catsup and then Gray Poupon.



Some sausages and Port Wine Cheese

salad with crispy croutons.



A meal I will serve to you

upon your fluffy fouton…



*****

What is that bright yellow orb in the sky?
Cute. Shall we rap now?
Reply:Very funny and jollly. Well worked-out too. Very like the late great lady Pam Ayres; that means commercial.

More like that and you are away! This is one of hers.



Yes, I'll Marry You



Yes, I'll marry you, my dear,

And here's the reason why;

So I can push you out of bed

When the baby starts to cry,

And if we hear a knocking

And it's creepy and it's late,

I hand you the torch you see,

And you investigate.



Yes I'll marry you, my dear,

You may not apprehend it,

But when the tumble-drier goes

It's you that has to mend it,

You have to face the neighbour

Should our labrador attack him,

And if a drunkard fondles me

It's you that has to whack him.



Yes, I'll marry you,

You're virile and you're lean,

My house is like a pigsty

You can help to keep it clean.

That sexy little dinner

Which you served by candlelight,

As I do chipolatas,

You can cook it every night!



It's you who has to work the drill

and put up curtain track,

And when I've got PMT it's you who gets the flak,

I do see great advantages,

But none of them for you,

And so before you see the light,

I do, I do, I do!



By Pam Ayres



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Reply:And remember, the dangling grapes.
Reply:Mmmmm! I am going to have something to eat now and wander lonely as a daffodil. Good bye!
Reply:?? 5 out of 6
Reply:you must be hungry. maybe head into the kitchen and cook something.....

silly little ditty.....
Reply:Cute! %26lt; 3
Reply:YAY!!! It stopped raining!

Good thing I've had lunch or I'd be mad at you right now!